Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh
But you really a cry
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry
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Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
You're trying to keep our feeling off the street
You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused
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You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside
Mary, you're nearly a treat, Mary, you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry
Fin